Baby's got a secret. Baby knows something. Baby wants to tell, but baby shouldn't! OOH! Baby a naughty baby. Baby knows something about YOU. But, yous already knows abouts it? So it not really a secret? BWAAHHH! Me thinks me just make snippy baby comments anyway. Me not tell YOU that I knows it. Me just have laughings at your expense. Me and my friends. Silly YOU!

PS. I would just like to say hello to my work colleagues. It's amazing what you can find when you enter someone's name into a search engine and trawl through thousands of irrelevant pages. It must have been very dull. I'm glad i've never done it.